See? Contrary to popular belief, Chloe’s not my only friend, nor is she imaginary. Here is Akansha too. Also, here is Dow Jones… Again.

(not complaining)

Met an astronomical amount of Americans, and made an even larger fool of myself in their presence and my melodramatized Spanish accent (“Soy Gabriela”).

Akansha won a free lift or rental or something mildly associated with skiiing and snowboarding, but she has to find her way to the Swiss Alps to make that happen.

Speaking of skiing, how does a ski injury sound to you? Bloody and red, and that’s exactly what it looked. But it tasted sweet and was only 2€. Talk about cheap shots.

Being borracha enhances my ability to speak castellano tenfold, so the obvious solution is to come to class drunk. Right?